corrupted yarn

I've shown my yarn stash previously. It hasn't dwindled much really at all since the picture was taken in September.
Well a friend taught me to knit last Summer and I think I kind of like it a little better than crocheting only because it doesn't hurt my wrist like crocheting does. My lovely job sends me to a store that hires only morons that wake up on the twit side of the bed, and eat a bowl of idiot flakes for breakfast, then report to work in the receiving department. That is a rant for another day with wrist pain. This is about yarn. Specifically this kind of yarn called boucle, which has little loops all along the thread to make it fluffy and light. This friend that taught me to knit recently said "oh that yarn can hide a multitude of sins"

This yarn, has apparently committed a few sins of its own.